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Drop the evidence.
Snap the room exactly as it is: the clutter, the questionable lamp, the chair holding six outfits — all of it.
AI roasts. Better rooms.
We roast.
You glow up.
Upload your room. Get a funny, tone-safe roast, a real redesign in your style, and a Roast Card your group chat will not ignore.
Two free roasts, then choose your chaos level.
Before / after
Today's diagnosis
“Your laundry chair has become a landlord.”
The ground rules
The room gets roasted. Not the person who lives there.
Funny, never cruel
Direct takes, no mean-girl energy.
Useful after the punchline
Every roast ends with a real room direction.
Made to be shared
Your verdict gets its own meme-ready card.
The glow-up, in three moves
From “be serious” to “wait, that's my room?”
02
Pick the vibe.
Choose minimalist, cozy, cottagecore, or a style that makes sense for your actual life.
03
Post the verdict.
Get your roast, redesigned room, and a Roast Card that belongs in the group chat.
Two free, then paid
Small price. Huge main-character energy.
Get two roasts on us. When your room becomes a recurring character, keep the redesigns coming.
Two on us
Two free roasts. No fake trial countdown.
$0
- 2 room roasts
- 2 redesign directions
- Shareable Roast Cards
Most roasted
Glow Up
For the room that is done being a before photo.
$8/mo
- 10 roasts each month
- Every redesign style
- High-res Roast Cards
Roommate Pack
For shared spaces and very active group chats.
$15/mo
- 25 roasts each month
- Everything in Glow Up
- Priority generations
The room will not fix itself
Give your space the roast it deserves.
Upload one photo. Leave with a laugh, a plan, and proof your room has potential.
Start your free roast